"Diapy-Free Time" by I. P. Freely

I may have been a gifted student in school, but when it comes to Mommyhood, I’m a slow learner. Case in point, diapy-free time has traditionally been after a bath. It goes something like: bath, lotion massage, diapy-free play, nap. That is, if I leave out the three to five times Solomon makes a tinkle fountain between play and nap. So today I said to myself, “Self, perhaps diapy-free time should be before a bath, then Solomon won’t pee all over his clean body.” I’m estimating that we’ve had at least two week’s worth of the lesson, the most recent of which was yesterday. I can’t exactly claim that it’s unexpected any longer .